your room smells of hookers.
And success
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
how drunk are you?
Several
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
