If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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