I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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