Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Fuck me I smell like cheese
soo... how was my night?
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