So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
