Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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