There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
im holly from the hills drunk
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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