U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
handjob tips. give me some.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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