erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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