Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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