one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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