There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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