so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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