That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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