Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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