waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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