I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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