my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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