So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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