listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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