Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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