Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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