I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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