I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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