I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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