im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just had sex on a roof
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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