like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize