I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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