at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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