YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
How does it feel to date your dad?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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