New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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