Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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