literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
So much rum. So many feels.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
