i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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