Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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