Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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