tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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