Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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