using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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