He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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