i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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