I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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