i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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