I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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