You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
