i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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