I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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