addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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