He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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