found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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