That's intense
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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