"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
zippers are such a cool invention
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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