You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I have post one night stand depression
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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