During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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