there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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