If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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